- "The Matty Lynch Song", by Funk Harmony Park
I WAS BORN FOR THIS JOB!
Christchurch-based travel company Entirely Kiwi has the following position on offer: The Dream Job exploring the Land of the Long White Cloud on an all-expenses-paid three month tour of Aotearoa. Job Duties include:
- meeting the locals and sampling the local brewskies
- rapelling into GlowWorm caves of Waitomu
- lounging in the mud baths of Rotorua
- base jumping from the buildings of Aukland
- fish the Bay of Plenty
- scaling the cliffs of Wanaka
- bombing the snowboard runs of Queenstown
- cross the glaciers of the South Island
- explore Marlborough wine country
- hike the mystical Fiordland wilderness
- fly fish Norfolk Island
- and whatever other adventures and misadventures we can think up!